Perks of Living with a Drag Queen

Now just as a note, these are perks I've noted about my queen. They may not be able to be applied to all queens.

1. You always have someone to ask when it comes to your outfit and makeup.

2. "Girl Talk" is a thing, and they are open to it.

3. Your skills of quick wit won't get dulled down.

4. The level of bitch that you can handle will increase.

5. You might be able to borrow some clothes.

6. Thrifting is a whole new adventure.

7. Finally, someone else who understands the pains of wearing a bra!

The only downside: That bitch will abscond with your perfume.

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